Do you know that the words "caress" and "carrot" share an etymological root? Yes, really! Well, no, not really, but here are some roots sharing a caress:
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| "Cuddling Cwmbran Carrots Stun Gardening Gran" |
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Related news story: Swedish woman's lost wedding ring found on garden carrot after 16 years.
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| Lena Paahlsson says the ring was on a small carrot she was about to discard. |
How is the news coverage on this story utterly devoid of caret/carrot puns?
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| One Carrot Ring by Solange Azagury-Partridge |
