Metal Monday: Goat Attends Concert

I wish I knew where this came from.  But I can't find any clue about the original.

Metal Monday: Internet Convergence!

I'm assuming you've been to the "Cold Steel" part of the internet.



And perhaps you're familiar with Jörg Sprave, internet slingshot guy?



OMG!!! They converge!!!

Metal Monday: Hail Seitan

The power of puns is so mighty that the internet supports two entirely different metal chefs praising Seitan.



 

Metal Monday: Avian Edition

Hungarian Zither Metal

This video has everything! Farm animals! Throat singing! Orbs! Metal! Geraniums!



As best I can tell, "Citerion" is a Hungarian Ensemble.  I am guessing the name has something to do with "citera," the Hungarian zither.  No idea about the "puszta illegal professional." 

More zither shredding:

Shakira Bitten by Sea Lion

From: AOL Latino

"I think what happened was this: The [sea] lion mistook the shiny surface of my Blackberry with a fish. The sea lion thought I was playing with him, giving him food. Interestingly, 30 minutes ago I was complaining to my guide, Andrew , of never seeing wild animals up close in my travels. well, I think I'll never be able to say that again. Now I'm going to see penguins that I think are a little more friendly, besides they have much smaller mouths."

Via AOL Latino